Payseur
great joke dude true knee slapper
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Please send more “I can’t think of anything funny, or original to retort with, but I want it to be known that I’m a follower, and I will always stand up for my leaders’ views.” ass jokes.

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ultrafacts:

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cultmovie:

During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney's characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.

cultmovie:

During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney's characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

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aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do.
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vegkitty:

payseur:

necessaryveganism:

the-supreme-witch13:

necessaryveganism:


"I found that one quarter pound hamburger requires over 660 gallons of water to produce. Here I’ve been taking these short showers trying to save water, to find out just eating one hamburger is equivalent to showering 2 entire months."

 - Cowspiracy: The Sustainability Secret

Hooooly shit lol so glad I’m a vegetarian tbh

The same can be said for cheese and any dairy product. Go vegan.

You…you vegans don’t water plants?

If you seriously think that watering plants (which we absolutely cannot survive without) uses more water than raising cattle for slaughter (which we absolutely can survive without) then you’re either ignorant or willingly ignoring all the facts in this article ……

No… I don’t. If you seriously took my comment that seriously; Unfollow me and never look back.

vegkitty:

payseur:

necessaryveganism:

the-supreme-witch13:

necessaryveganism:

"I found that one quarter pound hamburger requires over 660 gallons of water to produce. Here I’ve been taking these short showers trying to save water, to find out just eating one hamburger is equivalent to showering 2 entire months."

 - Cowspiracy: The Sustainability Secret

Hooooly shit lol so glad I’m a vegetarian tbh

The same can be said for cheese and any dairy product. Go vegan.

You…you vegans don’t water plants?

If you seriously think that watering plants (which we absolutely cannot survive without) uses more water than raising cattle for slaughter (which we absolutely can survive without) then you’re either ignorant or willingly ignoring all the facts in this article ……

No… I don’t. If you seriously took my comment that seriously; Unfollow me and never look back.